To the best of my blogging skills, here are some terrible mushroom related jokes that I knew, found, and edited.
What is an aircraft’s favourite mushroom?
What goes best with jacket potatoes?
What type of room has no windows?
Why did the Fungi leave the club?
There wasn’t mushroom.
Why did the teen mushroom stay in school?
He didn’t want to get into any trouble
What do mushrooms eat around a campfire?
Photographer: Skillhause, D
Reference: DodgertonSkillhause, (2016), v [ONLINE]. Available at: http://mrg.bz/ab4489 [Accessed 9 August 2016].